Page 2 Advertisements Column 6

Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2453, 31 March 1888, Page 2

A lost brooch is advertised for. A panes-taking man.—A glazier, Invisible aperture—The crack of a whip. A harder tiling to keep than a secret— Money. Person who serves us through lire and water —The cook. Two cars to one tongue ; therefore hear twice as much as you spoak. Why is a clever man liko a pin'.'-He-cause his head generally prevents him going too far. A lii.sHOPitir for Monaco.—The l'ops lias jusl created a bishopric at Monaco. A c ith'-dral church is to be erected, and the I'm.cess Radzivill, nee IViaue, and IVince Ko!;iikl ltonaparle are said to ha prepared to subscribe handsomely to the fund for building it. So far, a correspondent remarks, the Church hps had few other duties to discharge at M.maeo Una christening children and burying gamblers who have committed suicide,