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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2453, 31 March 1888, Page 2

" Tight money," murmured an unfortunate one in the police court, as he paid the usual fine and costs. Thuuk is no difficulty about getting married. Where the problem comes in is getting the furnituro. "What is more lovely than a peaceful grandmother?'' asks a contemporary. Answer: Iter grand-daughter. A FAT man being asked it he were going to the Alps this summer, replied, "Xo ; the climb doasn't ngrae with me." I.v friendship not only is it " more blessed to give than to receive," but giving is the inevitable condition of receiving. " It is the little things that tell." says an old adage. " Yes—especially the little brothers," says an experienced sister. Advicu to Socialist* and Communists. —" Act always on the square." Only, mind, not on Trafalgar-square.—i"unoh. "I thought you took an interest in my welfare," said an unsuccessful lover. '' No, indeed," she replied ; "only in your fatewell," Lure's I'cxm'ATiON.—lnfancy—notes of ad 111 ire,l ion. Youth—notes of iuiei-roga-tion. Manhood—cj'.ishe.-;, Old age-~i'ull-stops. I.v Till! Gloaming.—She: "I liko your name, Hugh. It's so nice." He: "Indeed?" She: "15ut I'd like you better if yon dropped your last ' h.'" He took the iupt.