Bill (looking at his wife’s naked legs): Where did you buy those stockings? Hattie: Well, if you must know. I didn’t buy them. They are a birthday gift! A Scotsman and an Englishman went into a cafe and ordered tea. When this arrived, the Englishman said, trying to Be funny: “Now, you be mother and pour out.” The Scot did so, and at the end of the meal, when the bill had been presented, he stood up and said to his companion: “Now, you be 'father and pay.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 26 January 1942, Page 2
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