School Teacher : “ What is feminit e of 1 friar’?” First bright' boy : Hasn’t any." Teacher; “ Next.” Second bright boy: “Nun.” First boy : “ Tii it’s jast what I said 1”
Decline of Mas.— Nervousness, Weakness. Dyepepah, Impotence, Sexual Debility, cured hy “ Wells’ Health Renewer.” Druggists K>,Tr;pthorno, Proseor & Go., Agents, Christchurch, *
A story is told Of a shrewish Scutch woman who tried to wean her hushand from the public house by employing her brother to act the part of a ghoi-t, and frighten John on his way homo. “ Who are you?” said the guid man, as the apparition rose before him from behind a bush. “I am Auld Nick,” was the reply. “Come awa' man,” said John, nothing daunted, “ Gie’a a shake o’ your baud, 1 am married to a sister o’ yottw,”
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Temuka Leader, Issue 1484, 25 March 1886, Page 3
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131Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Temuka Leader, Issue 1484, 25 March 1886, Page 3
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