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Temuka Leader, Issue 1484, 25 March 1886, Page 3

“ Walking yesterday along the Rue de Sevres," write* a lady from Paris to the London Truth, “I sew the following delightful announcement painted on a shop : window, 'Madame Zsnobia C., third atorey, lets out teeth for evening parties and balls.’ ” •‘Bough oh Cobhb.” Ask for Wells’ * Rough on Corns.” Quick relief, complete, permanent cure. Corns, warts, bunions, Kempthorne, Prosser and Co., Agents, Christchurch. t

That man who went and requested tba undertaker to go and measure his wife for a coffin two daye before the died, must have been in a terrible burry to get the old woman despatched. The undertaker, however, refused to accede to the request, " Buohu- Paib a ."—Quick, eomptet* turn all annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases, At Druggists. Kempthorne, Prosser k 00. Agents, Christchurch, S He was small for a witness, hut ho knew a good deal more than there, were indications of. 'Take the stand,' arid the lawyer. ‘ Right you are,' he replied, stepping up and sitting down carelessly. 'Do you understand the nature of an oath t’ • Well, I should smile,’ and he threw a barefooted leg over the arm of the chair. ‘ Were you aver on the witness ‘stand before?’ ‘Not any.’ ‘ Thsn how do you kaow the nature of an oath !’ ' Easy ! I’ve been around lots o' times when Pap was choppin' kindlin’ wood, an’ seen the sticks fly up an’ hit him a swipe across the snoot. Guess you never eplit much kindlin’ fir yer wife, did yerf Thb Life or an An M.P., deploring the evil effects of London habits on the he>»ith, said that were it were not for the American Oo.’s Hop Bitter* he could net live through with the irregular hours he was forced to keep. Said he: ”As soon as I feel weak and exbaueted from long night sessions and meals at irregular hours, I resort to my Hop Bitters instead of stimulants. They regulate my bowels and keep my appetite good, my brain clear, and my strength and healtfaare preserved.” See Advt, Hollowat’s Pills,— Invalids distracted by indigestion and discouraged in their search for its remedy should make trial of this never failing medicine. A lady, long a martyr to dyspeptic tortures, writes that Holloway’s Pill made her feel as if a burden had been taken off her. Her spirits, formerly low, have greatly improved ; her capricious appetite has given place to healthy hanger, her dull, sick headache has departed, and gradually so marvellous a change has been effected that she is altogether a new creature, and again fit for her duties. These Fill may be administered with safety to the most delicate. They never act harshly,, nor do they ever induce weakness j they rightly direct deranged, and control excessive, action.

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