TRAVELS IN AMERICA.

Shannon News, 28 December 1923, Page 2

TRAVELS IN AMERICA.

SOME HOTEL NOTICES

The iollowirigx "directions which guests must observe" arev from the "Wild and Woolly West":— 1. If the mosquitoes are troublesome you'll find chloroform in a bottle on the shelf.

2. Gents going to bed with their boots on will be charged extra. 3. Three raps at the door means there is murder in the house and you must get up.

4. Please rite your name on the wallpaper, so. we may know you have been here.

5. The other leg of the chair is in the. bathroom, if you need it. 6. If that hole where that pane of glass is out is. too much lor you, you'll find a pair oi" pants back of the door to stuff in it. .

7. .The shooting of a pistol is no cause for any alarm. 8. If youJre too cold, put the oilcloth over your J>ed. D. Caroseen lamps extra; candles tree, but they mustn't burn all night. 10. Don't tare off the .wallpaper to light your pipe. Null -of that already.

11. Guests will not take out them bricks hi th« mattress.

12. If it rains through hole overhead—find umbrella under bed.

13. The rats won't hurt you if they VIo chase each other over your face. 14. Two men in a room must put up with broken chair.

15. Please don't empty the sawdust out of the pilfers. 16. If there/s no towel handy, make use oi the k&rpet. 17. Go to the banks to kash draftsplenty draughts in room*.

18. We don't lend revolvers to cowboys; only used, (by our servants to shoot bugs, etc. I'.). Gents clean boots on grass before entry. UO. No money lent to guests, male or female;- apply at sign of three balls.