From the Coffin Maker.

Patea Mail, Volume VI, Issue 543, 8 July 1880, Page 3

From the Coffin Maker.

Mr Edditor, —It was nitc —band all around was still uoe gentle zeft’er disturbed the midnite hair Sarah Aim the wife of my Bussom snored piecefully hat my side when the wan gave a suddin Lurch and a moment artor I and Sarah Aim was thrown on the top of the Hoffsprings—some Willinhad taken off one of the wheels and as I scrambled bout of the wan I herd one of the Wagaboncs say :t here comes the bold Coffin Fraud” If I had a Gunn that nitc I should hav shott sum of them wo waited till day lite then repaired the dammige. llis it a wonder if a man gives whey to the flowing Bole They say that a man and his wife is one But if j'oii was to come B} r e the Wan sometimes you wud think they was forty one And yet it seems but j'cstcrday I Courted Sarah Ann I rcckoleet calling her a Darling Duck she said I was stuffing her. I said “ noc Dear 3*on’re 2 Sage for that” The first week I was married 1 thought I shod eat her I am very sorry now I didn’t I dowt want to He your Back Mr Edditor but if you can get a few Herders for my coffins m}* Sarah Ann and the Olive Branches will take tea at your Hoffice silortly after our harrival Extra strong for mothers-in-law Four Coffin maker by Happointmont Jingling Johnson.