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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume II, Issue 217, 16 September 1867, Page 3

At a club, of which Jerrold was a member, a fierce Jacobite, and a friend as, as fierce of the cause of William the Third, were.arguing noisily, and disturbing Jess excitable conversationalists. At length the Jacobite, a brawny Scot, brought his fist down heavily upon, the table and roared at his adversary, " I tell you what it is, sir, I spit upon your King William!" The friend of the Prince of Orange was not to be outmastered by mere lungs. He rose, and roared back to the Jacobite, "And I sir, spit upon your James the Second!" Jerrold, who had been listening 'to the uproar in silence, hereupon rung the bell,' and shouted, " Waiter, spittoons for twoJV 'My dear,' said a lady to a little child, whose hands were filled with painted sweets which some friend bad given it, * those things are not good for you to eat.' * But, __mmma,' responded the child, 'if they are not good to eat, may I take some for medicine?' A bookseller in Paris being asked for a copy of the French constitution, replied, ' Sir, I keep no periodicals.' Holloway's Ointment and Pt7&.—No Risk. — When the surgeon shakes his head and the patient feels despondent is the fittest time to try these noble remedies. Inflammations, sores, eruptions, ulcerations, bad legs, and a far longer list of external tortures, can always be cured by these incomparable medicaments. If the cure be not always rapid, it "will always be complete and leave behind no danger of relapse. That this .Ointment exerts the most cooling, soothing, and healing powers, over "the most irritable, painful, and chronic sores, is an established fact, which is daily confirmed by the unsolicited testimony of sympathising patients, whom (to use their own expressive phrase) Holloway's remedies have rescued from the very verge of death. 3196

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