HARROW “HOWLERS”
The following original howlers have been perpetrated by Harrow schoolboys, and have been collected from the “Harrovian,” the school magazine:— , 'file Jewish Council is called tho Sanatorium. A special housemaid at the. Zoo i« called the aquarium. The Romans were a glutinous race, and took emetics with their meals. The tropical colonies of the Empire are very useful, because from them we got worries and other things which cannot he got elsewhere. Canterbury hells come from New Zealand. A sonnet i.s a 14-Tine poet. 'l’he Ballot Act was passed so tha* people who voted did not know who tliov were voting for. A dog leapt down the street emitting whelps at every hound. A gargoyle is a man’s club in. London. A suffragan bishop is a disliked person.
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Hokitika Guardian, 28 May 1929, Page 6
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130HARROW “HOWLERS” Hokitika Guardian, 28 May 1929, Page 6
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