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The new minisfcer, on a Tound of visits, arrived at the farmhouse. He was asked if he would like something to drink — a cup of tea perhaps? "No tea for me, thank you." "Coffee, then?" "No coffee for me, thank you." The old farmer whispered, ' 'Whisky and soda?" "No soda for me, thank you." ❖ J> & Aiiother Way. Jones was the proud owner of a new car, and regarded himself as an authority. "Yes," he said to his friend Smitlx, "there 's nothing in driving these modern cars. It's only in wet weather on bad roads that they 'ro liltely to get out of control." "Weather docsn'fc always matter," said Smith. "It wasn't through either bad weather or fino weather th|t nty car got out of my control." "What happened to it? " asked Jones. • "I g0t behind with the instalments. ' '
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 166, 31 July 1937, Page 18
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140Neat. Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 166, 31 July 1937, Page 18
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