SHORT DIRECTIONS FOR BUSY PEOPLE.
To lind a needle in a haystack—sit down on it. To remove stains from a character — marry money. To enjoy yourself at your wife's dinner party —stay away. To hold a book properly—consult a bookmaker. To keep creases in trousers—remove the girl from your lap. _ To plant a garden—hire a planter. To rest quietly ill a strange bed—closo all the'windows and turn on the'gas ; To euro a cold—make an application of about fourteen days. If cold continues, double tho dose.
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Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1860, 20 September 1913, Page 12
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85SHORT DIRECTIONS FOR BUSY PEOPLE. Dominion, Volume 6, Issue 1860, 20 September 1913, Page 12
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