DIVORCE
Sir,—Hail “ ’Appy ’Arry,’” perfect husband-to-be! The heart of his wife rejoiceth in him and he shall have no lack of encouragement. He worketh willingly with his hands and bringeth home all his shekels. Six days of the week doth he labour for his moneys, and upon the seventh doeth chores within the house for relaxation. He riseth without calling and starteth the kitchen range. He considereth his wife and kisseth her occasionally. He buyeth his wife’s dresses without mutterings. He weareth everlasting socks and seweth on his own buttons. His overcoat doeth him two seasons. The grouch knoweth him not and his breakfast always pleaseth him. His mouth is full of praises for his wife’s cooking. He perceiveth not\the existence of other women. Lo—many men have I met in the world, bilt none like •unto him. Yet have ye all seen him—in your dreams!—Yours, etc., EVE. June 13, 1946.
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Press, Volume LXXXII, Issue 24902, 15 June 1946, Page 5
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150DIVORCE Press, Volume LXXXII, Issue 24902, 15 June 1946, Page 5
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