Hot Shots

Radio Record, Volume XII, Issue 23, 18 November 1938, Unnumbered Page

Hot Shots

WOULD you like to know how to make @ nice peach cordial this summer? Get a new pillion-seat for the motor-bike. BAGPIPES, says a researcher, have been played since 8000 B.C. Long enough, surely: STATISTICS show that nearly fifty per cent. of N.Z. wealth is owned by women. Curious then, how our wife simply hasn’t a thing to wear. LUCKY DAYS. For dining out ........ Chewsday, For marriages ...... Wed-nesday For bottle parties ...... Thirstday For fish suppers ....ee.... Fryday For sheer devilment .... Satyrday [tT is said that an Ontario man who recently won 150,000 dollars in an Trish sweepstake has been showered with congratulatory messages from a wide area. Win and the world wins with you, lose and you lose alone. "HE passing of the years some- "" times brings embonpoint-one cannot fight this," says a writer. No, it’s just a waist of time. A NEW arrival suddenly disappeared from a New Zealand boarding-house, It is presumed that. he rose early in the morning without having made himself familiar- with the idiosyncrasies of the bathheater. BORROWING money, says a mag- , istrate, is the same as borrowing trouble. Except that it’s easy to borrow trouble. THIEVES made off with many personal articles at a country garden fete recently. Considerable disappointment was felt when it was discovered that a would-be soprano had not lost her voice. COsT of dying has doubled, says ' @ church paper in Christchurch. Few people, however, are putting it off on this account. MOST significant feature of the R.A.F. long distance record, in our opinion, is that it proves conclusively that New Zealand is within bombing distance of Tierra del Fuego. And vice versa. "ENDEAVOURS are being made again to lead us into traps," declared Herr Hitler at Munich. If only we knew ° the ‘right sort of cheese. A MARCUS SHOW GIRL? "HE woman has usually been de _Scribed as a brunette, usually dressed in a black hat, veil and black gloves."-News report. THE Dionne. quintuplets have had their adenoids and tonsils ‘re. moved. Newt health precaution, tt ynderstood, will be the fitting of i rett ; Hite :