FAMILY FUN

New Zealand Tablet, 31 December 1908, Page 38

FAMILY FUN

What lock requires the attention of a physician?— Lockjaw. , ««VIV What have you to expect at a hotel?— lnn-attention. What is the worst seat a man can sit on ?— Salf-conceit. ' Who always sits with his hat on before the queen?— Her- coachman. ' , 3^ P r o"d woman like a music hook ?— Because she is full of airs. W T hy cannot a deaf man be legally convicted ?—Because it is unlawful to convict a man without a hearing What is the sun's trade?— A tanner. If a man bumped his head against the top of a room what article of stationery would he he supplied with ?— Ceiling whacks (sealing wax). Why are stout gentlemen .prone to melancholy ?—Because they are men of size (sighs). ■ Why is a melancholy young lady the pleasantest of all companions? — Because she is always »-musihg.