ODDS AND ENDS
• S ° P -ii ai 2?i (1 T iaV i n^ finished he r trial) : 'Do you think my voice will fill she hall?' Manager: 'I fear it would havre just the opposite effect.' ' l 'I diagnose all my cases from the patient's eyes,' said a doctor, emphatically. < Now, your right eye tells me that your liver is affected.' ' Excuse me, doctor,' the patient remarked, ' but mv right eye is a glass one!' Jones?'° y °" * hink the doctor is going to heln y°"» Mr- + J may ' if * can only follow hii * orders. He told me" to drink hot water thirty minutes before every xneah but it is hard work to drink hot water for thirty minutes
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New Zealand Tablet, 31 December 1908, Page 38
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118ODDS AND ENDS New Zealand Tablet, 31 December 1908, Page 38
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