Little Laughs
THE DIFFERENCE A negro woman, hearing a commotion in a neighbour’s cabin, looked in at the door. On the floor sat a small boy near the remains of a large watermelon. “ What-all’s de matter? ” asked the visitor, “ Too much watermelon?” “ Ho! Go long wif you,” protested the boy. “ Dey cayn’t never be too much watermelon. Hit mus’ be dat dere ain’t enough boy! ” BETTER THAN THAT The lady stopped to admire a child being carried by its father. “ My, my,” she gushed, “ what a beautiful baby!” “ Beautiful baby? ” replied the father. “ Lady, you should see his picture! ”
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Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21230, 28 September 1940, Page 13
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99Little Laughs Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21230, 28 September 1940, Page 13
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