MODERNISED * A country teacher asked his pupils I to write a modern account of the story of Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, and this is from one lady’s effort:— “Open, sez me!’ cried Ali, advancing towards the cave with a revolver in each hand." A GOOD START Conductor: How old is your little 1 boy ? , Mother: Four. Conductor: How old are you, little boy Boy: Four. Conductor: Well, madam. I’ll let him ride this time, but when he grows i up he'll be either a liar or a giant.
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Waikato Times, Volume 125, Issue 20911, 16 September 1939, Page 14 (Supplement)
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90Page 14 Advertisements Column 2 Waikato Times, Volume 125, Issue 20911, 16 September 1939, Page 14 (Supplement)
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