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Waikato Times, Volume XXXVII, Issue 3008, 24 October 1891, Page 5 (Supplement)

A pretty girl's face value is greatly increased by the possession of a wealthy papa. Ladies seldom hit the nail on tho bead. They are always more apt to hit the nail on the finger.

At Hamburg, in Germany, and Dantzig in Prussia, the longest day lias seventeen hours.

At London, England, and Bremen, Prussia, the longest day has sixtoan and onehalf hours.

Gold can buy pretty nearly everything in this country except that which a man wants most—viz, happiness.

The man who goes home late from his whist club is apt to find that his wifo plays a strong hand at poker.

Some men think they know everything— until they get home and their wives ask where they have been. Every heart kiwweth its own bitterness. Many a man who looks happy is wearing a shirt his wife made him.

Yes I It is certainty true. Ask any of your friends who have purchased there. G.-iriuk und Cranwell have numerous unasked for and very favourable commendations from country customers on their excellent packing of Furniure, Crockery, and Glass, &c. Ladies and geutlemen about t*> furnish should reruember .hat Garlick and Cranwoll's is Tim Cheap Furnishing Warehouse of Auckland. Furnituro to »uit all classes; also Carpets, Floor Cloths and all House Necessaries. It your new house is nearly finished, or, you are goini; to get married, visit- Garlick and Cranwell, Queen-street and Lornc-street Auckland. Intending purbastrt can have a catalogue sent tcte.