Wit is a dnngoraua weapon, and must ■ In; usi-d with caution. ; Pauauo.xio.u,. —A man always foals put out when he is taken in. A gentleman who had been struck by a lady's beauty has determined to follow the iu junction and "kiss the rod that smote him." Pa," said a smart boy, "I know w hat makes folks laugh in t.hrir sleeves." "Well, what makes : em?" " 'Cause that's where their funny bone is." Os the wedding journey : He (sentiTJ;iilind'« you love me better tiiau your fir-t husband?" .She — " Certainly, He's dead '. " —Town Topics. '•That is certainly the ugliest pug dog I ever s-iw," said a husband, whose had led home a recent purchase. " Yes," said tht! huly raqturously, "that is the beauty of the dear little fellow." Make a point never so olearit is great odds that a man whose habits and the bent of whose mind lie a contrary way will be nnablo to comprehend it—so weak a thing is reason in competition with inclination. Edith ; "Ma, that now maid is dreadfully stupid." Mamma: " What has she donnf" "Why, I want to practice a little so i sent her to the music-room for 'The Lost Chord.'" Well?" "She brought (ft? the clothes-line,"
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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2426, 28 January 1888, Page 2 (Supplement)
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203Page 2 Advertisements Column 6 Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2426, 28 January 1888, Page 2 (Supplement)
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