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Waikato Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 2388, 29 October 1887, Page 1 (Supplement)

Of the pupils in the United States .public schools fa |>cr cent never reach the high sghoo', -">0 l-‘r cent never go beyond the piimary department. It is said that at the .letters in Club in Washington an ex-tloveuior of Sc;t hj Carolina has his meals served to him by an ex-Lieuteuant D-oemur. OtNFKAL But lano Fit's daughter is about to become a nun, and bis enemies say it is a shrewd device of his to curry favour with the Clerical party. I mi, fin no seven officers killed at the Haymaikct tragedy. Ciiicag i has hot -iglitcen p •licemeu in two years at the hj mils of mniderou- criminals. OVEK one tlmu-aui telegraph pm—i rive be n i-ull—l do an hv mob- in the ‘dunm n Mingtz'iis :i:t mCfdria. Th--sopubee denounce the Telegraph as an • vention of the d-vil. A MAN in \>i lining! on. Delaware, used some new kind of hair dye and is now gone to his re*t. At hisfuueral they sang the touching hymn, “Pm going -onie to dye no in o A i.itti.k boy in East Nashville heard n-sist-r say th l Adam wa« the first man. and when he was asked who the first woman was replied. “Adam’s mother." —Nashville American \V iLUAM McDiaKmik is probably the ohh-s; printer in th- United St it--. Hwas born in Edinburgh in 3 ? ■-? an d ii ij e i to “-a up" Waiter Scott's, novels from the original manuscript. A Louden paper tells a good . iry oi - lady who. ail dre-.s. i up for a bail, went to the nursery to k:-s her little daughter good-night. I'iio ciiill looked at its mother in a-i ut-hment. arei a moment alter the tears came into liei big blue evess ami siie sobbed out. “ Poo' mamma , Poo’ Nellie's mamma V' “ What's matter with tour mamma U asked her father, who was st Hiding by. “ Poo' mamma's all squeezed up froo’ e top of her dress.—Albany Jooroa!.