HUMOROUS.
“ Necessity,” remarked the man with the chronic quotation habit, “ is the mother of invention. “ There’s where you’ve got a flat tyre,” said the contrary person. “ Invention is the parent of necessity.” “ How do you figure that out ? ” “ Well, take the pneumatic tyre for example. There was no necessity for it until after it was invented.”
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Waipukurau Press, Issue 3, 2 January 1906, Page 3
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56HUMOROUS. Waipukurau Press, Issue 3, 2 January 1906, Page 3
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