A FUNNY GAME.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XIII, Issue 4067, 19 March 1892, Page 2

A FUNNY GAME.

A few friends met the other right in $ 1 Newtown store te spend s jovial evening, but as they were all teetotallers and none of them drank anything, stronger than" Clement's Tonic, drunkenness was outof < the question. . Mac proposed a gamo at euchre, arid Jones'-said they had bettor play for something just to give the game an interest and make it lively, but times were hard, so they did not'iaro to pla»for money. Smith, however, spied a box of Fletcher's bilious and liver pills, and propose!that each time a raaiihVas beaten he'should takn.a'pill, and Jhis inado the game lively, and the fqn'waa fast and furious,' Simpsonswallowcdfive, Jonej got away with four, and . . Hopkins two each, - and. scot 'game terminit!' /by a general exodus .at f a.m., fyr Dr Fletcher's pills never labour iu vain. They are the best and mildest pais made and ore sold by all chemists, and druggists everywhere ! being a positive, safe, ■ aiid reliable cure for constipation, liver complaint, headache, &c,' : They always give satisfaction. The proprietors glya away £6B (in seven prizes) at Xmas., for the seyen first nearest guesses'sent in, as to how many ot, these ; pillsf a' large Clements Tonic bottle (now foil) holds. Gaeas fonn iei arenrid'eMboi, and sll such forirs are eligible for'thia xpmpetin won that come from around a box.; Ono box of pills proves their virtues andthey can be obtained everywhere at'ls, or post 1 iree.forl3 penny stamps,- from P, M Clemente, N«wtown t N.B,W,