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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 6, Issue 1686, 15 May 1884, Page 3

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are never ?milated or counterfeited. This is especially true of a family medicine, and it is positive proof that the remedy imitated is of the highest value, As soon as it had been tested and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters was Iho purest, best and most valuable family medicine on earth, many imitations sprung up and began to steal the notices in which the press

apd the people of the country had expressed the merits of H. I'., and in every way trying to induce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead, expecting to make money on the credit and good name of H, B, Many others started nostrums put up in similar style to H. 8,, with variously devised names in which the word "Hop" or " Hops" were used in a way to induce people to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especially those with the word " Ilop" or " Hops" in their name or in any way connected with them or their name, are imitations or counterfeits, Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuino American Hop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of Green Hops on the white label, and Dr Soule's name blown in the glass. Trust nothing else, Druggists and Chemists are warned against dealing in imitations or counterfeits.

llollouiay's Pills.—ln general debility, nervous excitation, aud mental depression, these unrivalled I'ills have a marvellous effect, ; ■ They have voir the confidence 1 6f millions in all parts of tho civilized world, Constitutions shaken by sensuil excesses,.by long residence in unwholesome climates, by sedentary, habits, overwork, worry, (r anxiety, are wonderfully renovated by a course of this extraordinary ir.edicine, which, powerful as i 3 its action on the whole system, is perfectly harmless to the tenderest frame. The Pills are composed of rare and carefully selected balsams, without tlis admixture of any mineral whatevor, or other deleterious substance, They operato directly, prfwer. fully, and beneficially upon the whole mass of blood. The nio;t sceptical cannot question the fact when we too indigestion cured, liver complaints aircated, Iho oppressed lungs brought into healthful play, and every physicial function renewed aud 8t :engthened by their agency,

A Rochester, N.Y., man has entered suit for a divorce from his wife, alleging that she, by uso of a hot poker, compelled him lo give her five thousand dollars. That man had tin business to play poker with his wife. You can never toll when a woman is likely to hold a red hot poker hand, but when she does, you can dopand upon her playing to win, In this caso, it looks as though she scooped in a " Jack pot" and her husband is squealing about it.

Well's "p.ouoii on Corns". Ask for Well's "Rough on Corns." 7jd, Quick -relief, complete, permanent euro. Corns, warts, bunions, Moses, Moss & Co., Sydney, General Agents.—Ad\t, Into tho child'ssick room walks a friend of the familjyarid going up to the bodaido of tho convalescent says; " Glad to see you oro so much bettor, Minnie." Tlmnks!" returns Minnie. "I shall ho out in a few days." " And how long • is it since you began to got well I" " About a week or ten days ago," answered the child, " ever since our doolor was drowned." INDIGESTION Is HECESSARtiYTIIE OIfSPItiNG 01' A OASTHIC WSORKII, while yet it is simultaneously the paJent of more physical disturbances than a'raost any other malady, Nervousness, irritability, inquired appetite, liausoj,heartburn, restlessness; clouded vision, and a host of other ailments, aro its lineal inhoriton 'l'o destroy these, is to removo the primal source, utid UDOLPIIO WOLFE'S SCHIEDAM AROMATIC SCHNAPPS Blriltes at Iho ver?. fountain head, being- at once an adjuvant, a tonic, a stimulant, and an appetizer.

LOoT— In Adams' Bush, Sunday, April 27ili, a Parasol, lace, lined with ordinal. Tl'e finder on returniot; tho same to this office will bo rewarded, IGBS , ELECTION OF AUDITORS. I POLL for the Election of TWO AudiA tors for tho Borough of Masterton, will bo taken on MONDAY, 2nd June, 1884, at tho Instif|Uto Masterton, ' ' Nominations at 12 o'clock Noon on FRIDAY, '23 rd instant, at tho Council Chambers, whero forms can be obtained. ■' R, BROWN, 1685 Returning Officer, BOROUGH 01 MASTERTON. THE following Carriage Licenses have been issued for the year ending 31st March; 1885 DIXON & JAQUES— ''Koyal'Bus." : Wm. NEILL-" Favorite 'Bus." R. BROWN, 1C35 : Returning Officer, T. W. SHAW. BEGS to announce to tho Inhabitants of tho Wairarapa, that ho is in a position toconvey Tr-ayellevs's anrples and other luggage to or from ANY PART of tho District. And that Hox'ge.s can bo. Broken in both for SINGLE and DOUBLE HARNESS also for SADDLE USE, At tho most, Reasonable, Charges. Note the Addkesb— , . - • ' . T, W. SDAW. 166 a Ureytown,