QUITE THE CHEESE.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 4, Issue 1090, 3 June 1882, Page 1 (Supplement)

QUITE THE CHEESE.

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' Singi he'y! post 'pillars and pies. IV, '''']'■ > Single, an'dMr as fate; J ': 0' thepurple of De Camembe'rtcame from his sunny France—- ,- vSing, ; lieyll pork'cutlets and.pearls.J7 • He would talk sweot < nothings and sing,and .'.•■.-i.dance-i-,.!-, . .• .: - ■ ,'... ■ .., !i ! Oihe-sighs of the soft sweet girls I, i,, ~, •CaineGr'nyefe'sb pale I—aihobthele-yinanj! , :! Sih'g.'h'eyj fed sandstone and' ride' 1' ■'« ■''- But.tli'ewoM.'saw feugll him-a'S'worJd. ■'"'ingscanT ' : ■";; ;"■''■;,' i ' , ' , \'..: , Ojhe breezes from Isles,of Spice \- ■/■ But, tho maiden fair loved no' chedse' but 6ne! ...: Sing, hey ! acrostics and ale 1 , ' [Saye'fpr Single Glb'ster she love Had none I' , 0 the roses oh fair clieeks pale! He was fair and single—and so was she!' ::■• Sing, ; hey! tomatoes and tar, 1 : ; ; ; And so iiow you know'whichit.is'to be I , 0 the aid of a lucky starl Theyto'asted'thecouplethelivelongnight ~ Sirig, Hey! cast iron and carp 1 And' engaged a poet this song to' write, . ■' o'the breathingyEnlianharp!'' v; /'■'' •■'• So he''wrote this ballad at vast expense! •' ~ Siiig, hey ! pump handlesand peas! And,,,though you iriay think -it devoid of •.,! sens'), ~. , '.,'', 0 lie fancies it quite the elioese 1 ' ...,'. .■' '. s —Fun,