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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 166, 22 June 1901, Page 3

NOTICE. P all who contemplate Purchasing a PIANO or ORGAN, until the Closing of the Sale on SATURDAY NEXT, we will offe PIANOS by such Well-known Makers as BOHM BE RINGER BROADWOOD 3^^aS@Jstefig KIRCHNER MEISSNEB FBOM 20s MONTHLY. / | NO DEPOSIT WANTED. | SALE CLOSES SATURDAY NEXT, JUNE 22nd- OPEN EVERY EVENING FROM 7 TO 9 p.m. DRESDEN PIANO COMPANY. j. h. coombs; Man iqer.

WHKN? When a man's foot slip 3 on a 'nana peel, And his heels fly up in the air, And the earth is jarred, he sits down eo hard. What good doe 3 it do to swear ? It's all very well tosay " Dear roe 1" And it's very proper to say "on, my!" But a profane word should never be heard By the startled passers-by. When a lady tries to alight from a oar And faces the contrary way, And people see a ca aßtrophe, Now what should the lady say ? It's proper enough to say " Well! welll" Or to murmur, " Well, I declare 1" Bur, especially when in the eight of men, A lady should never swear. In short, when anything has gone wrong, And you see spectators there, It devolves upon you, sir, and you, madam, too, Tour language to choose with care. It's all very well to say " Oh, dear 1" And it's proper to say " Oh, my 1" But a profane word should never be heard By the paralysed passers-by.

The Czaritza has been accouched of another daughter. Mr H. H. Johnston, British Commissioner of the Uganda Protectorate, confirms the disoovery made by the explorer, Mr Grogan, of ape-like men, distinct from dwarfs, on the verge of the Congo forests. The submarine boat Narval remained under water for twelve hours. For about six hours the crew were comfortable, but then things became serious, the men suffering from exhaustion and nausea.

" New Zealand, next week, welcomes the future king of the British Empire to her shores. Amid the thunder of cannon, the pealing of bells, the roar of many voices, the glare of myriad lights and the flare of bonfireF, their Royal Highnpsses—the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and York—will come among us. Even, as in an earlier day, the people of the dear Home land welcomed the sea-king's daughter from over these a with a warmth and genuiness of affection that has never wavered from that hour to this, so we. who were children at (hat time, now, in this farthest limit of our Empire, welcome her son who shall in the days that are to come, be unto us the personification of that sentiment of loyalty which unites us all—east and west, north and south —in one." Wakatip Mail.

Parisian banks have been heavily snbventioned by the Frauco-Tndo-China Government to provide £8,000,000 to construct the LaokaiYucansen railway. Wadb's Worm Pios are most effective and not unpleasant; children thrive after taking (hem. Price Is

Bran's Stain Eradicator will clean your conscience. Try it. Only is aid la 63 per bottle,* at Hairdressing Rooms, Queen Street,