SJAMBOK HIM!
Jones was walking down the street after an encounter with hig tailor, and he met Brown. Now* Brown was --always cracking bad jokes on poor Jones, and whoil Brown asked Jones if he had heard the latest, Jones replied, " No ; and don't want to." "But, old chap, this is a good one." " Go on, then," said Browxi. w Well," s«,id Jones, " If Km«e£ and Bobs were io. a trauacar tngather, and someone locked tns door, and they both wautetf to get out at Pretoria, who would get oat first ? " " Don't know/ said Brown. " Wky, Bobs, of course ; he's got the khaki ! " (car key). It was then the murder was* committed.
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 30, 9 August 1900, Page 1
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112SJAMBOK HIM! Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume III, Issue 30, 9 August 1900, Page 1
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