Alleged Humor.
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An Irishman artiving at New York, and going up the Broadway wont inU a Chinese Uundiy. Giving one of 0 •>. Chinese a slap on the shoulder, he bt i . •' How me ye, Mike ? Ycr the f,, \t, Oirish tace I've seen since 1 left home The Chinaman, who happened to !<j counting collais. looked at him ; Mi 1 > gave him another slap oa the shou d< and a^ked him "phwat part oi Out a.,.! he came from ?" The Chinanaan replied : " Wa>w»y, mcc wee countee collau," "•"I 's a loi, or; theie's not a cowils in all On-e'antl that name." Pat to Mike: "What's the dilfewr»> between a pij,e and Piesident Kuiger? ' Mike : " I don't know." Pat : " Because one is a hollow Cvlindo , and the other is a silly Hollnudtr." What is the difference 'between tramp and a feather bed? Tdpip i ■m i ten a! difference. One is hard up a<£ the othei soft down. Mrs. Henry Peck : " Fust we t „ horseless carriages, and then wiie^t t> telegraphy. I wondor what next 9" » Her Husband (ineeKlj) : " Wiit.t.-j' matrimony, perhaps." iv " Goodness ! V^'ll thies the opeir,, " she Baid, impatiently. ''We've let i waiting for a good many minuteb icthat mother of mine. " Hours, I should say," he repllt, „ somewhat acrimoniously. ;' Oars ?" cried she, n^t jrously. " Cii George, this«is so suddenl"* Tnen sheiell uppn'iii6 c ne'ck.
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Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume II, Issue 140, 3 May 1900, Page 3
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228Alleged Humor. Waimate Daily Advertiser, Volume II, Issue 140, 3 May 1900, Page 3
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