The schoolmaster was explaining vulgar fractions. “If I take a potato, cut it in half, then in quarters, and then in halves again, what shall I have?” he asked. “Chips, sir,” was the response. An Irishman and a Scotsman went into a hotel for refreshment and were asked to sign their names and nationality. The Irishman signed: “Irish—and proud of it,” The Scotsman signed: “Scotch—and fond of it.” Woods' Great Peppermint Cure Works Wonders for Coughs. Colds. *
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 21 April 1941, Page 7
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77Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Wairarapa Times-Age, 21 April 1941, Page 7
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