"It appears to be your record." said the judge, "that you have already been before this court fifteen times!" "1 guess that's right, your honour." answered the tramp, "none of us are perfect."
“I say. old man, with all dm' respect, the jokes and yarns you tell are as old as the hills. Nobody laughs at them." "Oh. yes. a few do. if you . notice. That is the whole point of . the story." "How is that?" "The ' men who laugh at my age-old jokes i are the ones I have to guard against, j They want to borrow."
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 15 April 1940, Page 6
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