Willie: "Grandma, when are you going to start to play football?" Grandma: "Why. darling. I can't play lootball." Willie: "But daddy says he's going to buy a now car tis soon as you kick oil'.'' An East-end vicar was trying to console an elderly woman parishioner who was apprehensive of air-raids. "Perhaps London won't be bombed at all," was his encouraging conclusion. "What!" protested the indignant old lady, "after all the expense we've been put to'”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 31 January 1940, Page 6
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