The caretaker of a mansion in Cheshire declares that ho recently saw pitched battle between the ghosts of men in armour. The shades of knights were falling fast. Boss: "The boy who gets this job must be fast." Sambo: “Mistuh, Ah is so fast Ah can drink watah out of a sieve!'* "Why don't you get a wider brush?" asked a passer-by of a negro painting a fence. "You could do twice as-much work." "'Cause ah ain't got twice as | much work to do." the painter an- | swered.
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 29 December 1939, Page 6
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