Husband: "Our marriage was a big mistake.” Wife: “I don’t agree with you." Husband: "I know. That’s why.” His bagpipe playing was the chief thing that mattered to him in life. One night, while he was strutting about the room, skirling for all he was worth, his wife attempted a mild protest. "Jock," she said, "that’s an awfu’ noise you're making.” So Jock sat down and took off his boots!
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 26 December 1939, Page 9
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70Untitled Wairarapa Times-Age, 26 December 1939, Page 9
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