TEACH IT A LESSON.
Old lady (in aquarium): “Can I get a real live shark here, my man?" Attendant: “W-what for, madam?” "Well, a neighbour’s cat has been eating rny goldfish, and I want to teach it a lesson.” KNEW THE TIME. The mistress entered the kitchen hurriedly. "Weren't you told to watch when the milk boiled over?” she said. "I did, ma’am.” replied the maid. “It was just half-past nine.”
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 15 December 1939, Page 21 (Supplement)
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71TEACH IT A LESSON. Wairarapa Times-Age, 15 December 1939, Page 21 (Supplement)
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