Wife (nudging husband): “Look! The man in front of us is asleep." Husband: "Well, why wake me up to tell me that?” "Well, well," said the genial visitor, “and what sort of a chemist does your little boy want to be —pharmaceutical, analytical, industrial . . . "Cash,” said the child. The knut entered the hosier’s shop. Knut: "Miss, have you ties to match my brown eyes?" Saleswoman: “No, but we have soft hats io match your head."
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Wairarapa Times-Age, 18 October 1939, Page 8
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75Untitled Wairarapa Times-Age, 18 October 1939, Page 8
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