MAILBAG
This is an open invite to Waiouru residents to come and watch the fat ladies parade. I see in lasts week's Empty Page that each Tuesday and Thursday between 1300 and 1430 hours, all fat ladies and others who worry about the imperfections of their bodies are going to stop MALE soldiers from using the pool and weight room so that they can dog-paddle a few lengths in the pool or do adductor squeezes in the weight room. I'm not opposed to females keeping males out of a place where only men should hang out, but I am opposed to the fat ladies getting tired from other than work about their homes to support their husbands. I don't know
who is going to look after his children while the fat ladies are in the weight room. A good hard waxing of the kitchen floor is guaranteed to lose kilos or a cut and polish of his car should burn away a few surplus kilojoules. If the fat ladies really wish to do adductor squeezes or breast
stroking I suggest that they do it in the privacy of their own homes. So ladies if you haven't been wolf whistled at in years be at the fat ladies parade and you men keep your jeering, sorry cheering to a dull roar. Happy New Ycar. Sledge
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Waimarino Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 272, 31 January 1989, Page 4
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