DUCK POND FOR SALE
Waiouru Constable Greg White has an offer a pink blooded duck shooter just couldn't refuse. An anonymous informant has told the Bulletin that Greg as been spreading grain around an isolated duck pond in the hope that a large duck population will be attracted to it, giving him a sure fire opening day to the game season. Now, everyone knows that the best laid plans... Greg has damaged his Achilles tendon rather badly while playing squash during a flying lesson on a tramping trip(!?). (Rumours abound as to the circumstances of the accident). Soooo, somewhere out there is a pond with a veritable metropolis of ducks all waiting for Uncle Greg to come back with some more feed, or a shotgun.
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Waimarino Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 241, 3 May 1988, Page 16
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125DUCK POND FOR SALE Waimarino Bulletin, Volume 6, Issue 241, 3 May 1988, Page 16
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