FUNNY LITTLE SCHOLARS.
Little child : • What do bee 3 make, mother ?’ Fond mother : ‘ Honey, darling.’ Little child (reflectively) :‘Oh ; then I suppose flies make jam !’ Infant Mistress (to children) : ‘ You must not play tramways to day ; it is Sunday.’ Little one (simply) : ‘ Please, mi*s, we ain’t ; we’s playin’ fonnerals.’ Lady teacher: ‘ Now, can any little boy or girl tell me who Job was ?’ Wee boy (after a long pause) :‘ A doctor.’ Lady teacher : ‘ A doctor ! Ob, dear no. Where did you read that?’ Wee boy ; Did yon never hear o’ the patients o’ Job 7»
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Wairoa Bell, Volume V, Issue 197, 12 May 1893, Page 7
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95FUNNY LITTLE SCHOLARS. Wairoa Bell, Volume V, Issue 197, 12 May 1893, Page 7
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