A CONDENSED NOVEL.

Tuapeka Times, Volume III, Issue 190, 5 October 1871, Page 7

A CONDENSED NOVEL.

By Bket Habte.

LOTHA W.

The following are perhaps the most amusing chapters from Mr. Bret Harte's condensed novel "Lothaw." A "skit" upon Mr. Disraeli's Lothair: —

CHAPTER V.

Lothaw was maturing. He had attended two woman's rights conventions, three Fenian meetings, • had dined at White's, and had danced vis-a-vis to a prince of the blood, .and eaten off gold plates at Crecyhouse. His stables were near Oxford, and occupied more ground than the University. He was driving over there one day, when he perceived some rustics and menials endeavouring to stop a pair of runaway horses attached to a carriage in which a lady and gentleman were-seated. ' Calmly awaiting the termination of the accident, with high-bred courtesy Lothaw forbore to interfere UDtil the carriage was overturned, and the occupants thrown out, and tbe runaways secured by the servants, when he .advanced and offered the lady the exclusive use of his Oxford stables.

Turning upon him a face whose perfect Hellenic details he remembered, she slowly dragged a gentleman from under the wheels into the light and presented him with lady-like dignity as her husband, Major-General Camperdown, an American.

" Ah," said Lothaw carefully, '" I believe I have some land there. If I mistake not, my agent, Mr. Putney Giles, lately purchased the State of— Illinois — 1 think you call it."

" Exactly. Asa former resident of the city of Chicago, let me introduce myself as your tenaut." Lothaw bowed graciously to the gentleman, who, except that he seemed better dressed than most Englishmen, showed no other signs of inferiority and plebeian extraction. " We have met before," said Lothaw to the lady as she leaned on his arm, while they visited his stables, the University, and other places of interest in Oxford. " Pray tell me what is this new religion of yours ?" " It is Woman Suffrage, Free Love, Mutual Affinity, and Communism. Embrace it and me."

Lothaw did not know exactly what to do. She, however, soothed and j sustained bis agitated frame, and J sealed with an embrace his speechless form. The General approached and N <*)ughed slightly with gentlemanly •tatfc. . ..,— "TVTV I v» ir-nviu oe too happy to cd,rK with you further on this subject," she said with quiet dignity, as she regained the General's side. " Come with us to Oneida. Brook Farm is a thiug of the past." CHAPTER VI. As Lothaw drove towards his country seat, "The Mural Enclosure," he observed a crowd, apparently of the working class, gathered around a singular-looking man in the picturesque- garb of an Ethopian serenader. " What does he say ?" enquired Lotbaw of bis driver.

The man touched bis hat respectfully, and said, " My Mary Ann." **lMy Mary Ann!'" Lothaw's bei^f^eat rapidly. Who was this mysterious foreigner? He had heard from' Coriander of a certain Popish plot ; but could he connect Mr. Camperdon with it ?

The spectacle of 200 men-at-arms who advanced to meet him at the gate of the Mural Enclosure drove all else from the still youthful and impressible mind of Lothaw. Immediately behind them on the steps of the baronial halls, were ranged his retainers, led by the chief cook and bottle-washer, and head crum-remover. On either side were companies of laundry maids, preceded by the chief crimper and fluter, supporting a long ancestral line, on which depended the family linen, and under which the youthful lord of the manor passed into the halls of his fathers. Twenty-four scullions carried the massive gold and silver plate of the family on their shoulders, and deposited it at the feet of their master. The spoons were then solemnly counted by the steward, and the perfect ceremony ended.

Lathaw sighed. He sought out the gorgeously gilded "Taj," or sacred mausoleum erected to his grandfather in the second story front room, and wept over the man he did not know. He wandered alone in bia magnificent park, and then, throwing himself on a grassy bank, pondered on the Great First Cause, and the necessity of religion. "I will send Mary Ann a handsome present," said Lothaw, thoughtfully.

chapter vn.

" Each of these pearls, my lord, is worth 50,000 guineas," said Mr. Amethyst, the fashionable jeweller, as he lightly lifted a large shovelfull from a convenient bin behind his counter. "Indeed," said Lothaw carelessly, "I should prefer to see some expensive ones." " Some number sixes, I suppose," said Mr. Amethyst, taking a couple from the apex of a small pyramid that lay piled on the shelf. "These are about the size of the Duchess of Billingsgate's, but they are in finer condition. The fact is, her Grace permits

her two children, the Marquis of Smithfield and the Duke of St. Giles, — two pretty sweet boys, my lord — to use them as marbles in their games. Pearls require some attention, and I go down there regularly twice a week to clean them. Perhaps your lordship would like some ropes of pearls ?" "About a half a cable's length," said Lothaw, shortly, " and send them to my lodgings." Mr. Amethyst became thoughtful. " I am afraid" I have not the exact number — that is — excuse me one moment. I will run over to the Tower, and borrow a few from the crown jewels." And before Lothaw could prevent him lie seized his hat and left Lothaw alone.

His position certainly was embarrassing. He could not move without stepping on costly gems which had rolled from the counter ; the rarest diamonds lay on the shelves ; untold fortunes in priceless emeralds lay within his grasp. Although such was the aristocratic purity of his blood, and the strength of his religious convictions, that he probably would not have pocketed a single diamond, still he could not help think that he might be accused of taking some. " You can search me if you like," he said when Mr. Amethyst returned, " but I assure you, upon the honour of a gentleman, that I have taken nothing."

" Enough, my lord," said Mr. Amethyst with a low bow, "we never search the aristocracy.

CHAPTER VIII.

As Lothaw left Mr. Amethyst's, he ran against General Camperdon. " How is Mary Ann ?" he asked hurriedly.

" I regret to state that she is dying," said the General, with a grave voice, as he removed his cigar from his lips, and lifted his hat to Lothaw.

"Dying!" said Lothaw, incredulously. " Alas, too true !" replied the General. " The engagements of a long lecturing season, exposure in travelling by railway during the winter, and the imperfect nourishment afforded by the refreshments along the road, have told on her delicate frame. But she wants to see you before she dies. Here is the key of my lodging. I will finish my cigar out here." Lothaw hardly recognised those wasted Hellenic outlines as he entered the dimly-lighted room of the dying woman. She was already a classic ruin — a 8 wrecked and yet as perfect as the Parthenon. He grasped her hand silently. " Open-air speaking twin©. a TO /y^-> aud saierS^-u— a nr the rura dis-n-u't§7 naye brought me to this, she said feebly ; " but it is well. The cause progresses. The tyrant man succumbs." Lothaw could only press her hand. " Promise me one thing. Don't — whatever you do — become a Catholic." " Why ?" "The Church does not recognise divorce. And now embrace me. I would prefer at this supreme moment to introduce myself to the next world through the medium of tne best society in this. Good-bye. When I am dead be good enough to inform my husband of the fact." CHAPTER IX. Lothaw spent the next six months on an Ayran island, in an Ayran climate, and with an Ayran race. " This is an Ayran landscape," said I his host, "and that is Mary Ann's statue." It was, in fact, a full length ! figure in marble of Mrs General Camperdown !

" If you please, I should like to become a Pagan," said Lothaw, one day, after listening to an impassionate discourse on Greek art from the lips of his host. But that night, on consulting a well-known spiritual medium, Lothaw received a message from the late Mrs. Camperdown, advising him to return to England. Two days later he presented himself at Plushain.

" The young ladies are in the garden," said the Duchess. " Don't you want to go and pick a rose ?" she added, with a gracious smile, and the nearest approach, to a wink that was consistent with her patrician bearingand aquiline nose.

Lothaw went and presently returned with the blushing Coriander upon hie arm.

" Bless you my children," said the Duchess. Then, turning to Lothaw, she said, " You have simply fulfilled and accepted your inevitable destiny. It was morally impossible for you to marry out of this family. For the present, the Church of England is safe."