GISBORNE TWADDLE.

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 163, 27 October 1883, Page 12

GISBORNE TWADDLE.

Kate, not content with her many admirers^ says she must, have Mo(o)re. What will Harry do nowP When A. F. and N. F. are wed, won't there be a cake, and don't I wish I may be there I It is said Mr T. and Miss W. are to be married next week Has Garry forsaken St. A. Church altogether ? The ladies miss his gentle footsteps Aak. B. and J. M. where they got the blue ribbon, and why they don't wear it?... ...J. Cantle brought home his bride last week. Lucky dog! I hear A. S. and A. 0. are to be married shortly Ah, Owen my boy, I hope you will have better luck this time 5 don't forget the famous signal of the hero of Trafalgar Is it O. V. or his violin that the fair young ladymost admires ? O, bah ! why those tears ? . . . ...What is the matter with Frank? He looks very sad lately Who nearly swallowed the spoon at the volunteer dinner? Eh Bob? Larry aays it was no young lady that passed the remark about his mouth, it was a rival The church warden still continues to stay after respectable hours behind the bar. He is talking rash of the reporters, and threatens to horsewhip them both for telling the truth — it always hits the hardest Old "Sairey" says he will sack the pair of the reporters if anyone can bring him one word of proof that they put him and the old lady in The sergeant has threatened a breach of the peace on " Jessie's Dream " for saying that hie daughter paints. If so, it 13 only he that has taken it off The draper returned from North with his bride lasfc Saturday. Likewise J. C, of the N.Z.C. Factory, with a steel bar driver from Napier on Sunday, and still there's more to follow What took B. to Napier f Was it to bring up the new dressmaker ? Beware old man, this is not the first time The best man at Rosie's wedding says the Observer ought not to be allowed to be published Miss T., the newly-imporfced dressmaker, has caused quite a flutter among the bachelors. Quite taken the milliner's place The congregation of Trinity Church would like to see the newly-married lady. The older ones, Mesdames M., 8., and W. conduct themselves a little better during service Isn't the professor prpud of his baby ? He will bet drinks there is not such a big one in the universe...... Has Fraser taken Scott's place at the in the Turaryg? v .iViV. He expects the public to shout for tfie musician when they go in, for which he gives ! them a little variation Young Paddy looks j like a " cock of the walk," with the whip uuder I his arm and pipe in hand at C. P. B.'s. w