THAMES TITTLE TATTLE

Observer, Volume 6, Issue 154, 25 August 1883, Page 6

THAMES TITTLE TATTLE

The Waiotahi lass says sha will go for the> Observer man one of tl»;:«e dark nights if she can find him out. Go it, ginger for pluck The Old Men's Bofuge Football C]n'" aooHne to play the Shortlaud men, but would willingly plaj a match with the Thames boys, which the.v 00.-isid-sv wa^'A bo more equal How" is it that Lowe- does not t-.ike oft ais coat when playing 1 football T C',i,:'t. he sport :i gnerosyy, or is he afraid of his while ahiri - Thu tin-can haw} are rehearsinpfor the new cnuiueer's '.■^nejifc. Tab time is drawing nigh for ice-cake r.nd wine, it is to bo hoped that J£ate will look handsome in the new dress. Has the tarlotrgivea, his consent ? Wi>:.-t attracts th^ ikirikjri'-bflß^Rw 1 the Hauraki Ksiel eveiy night, especially Saißffay nights? "Who is the youn.j Indy that is seen brushingher hair in Pollen-street every morning ? She might find a better place thur. *bi; public tireet to drees in „ Poor Ned looks very dow;s-honrted since Janet Pinata. gave him the slip the otLor ovening anw went off with. Waka Harry G. is to be seen every cveniuj with two fair creatures. Take good advice, and leave one, Harry. Charlie McL'a. champion runner and drop-kick isbacking out of Mb own challenge Trig has given up the Mackay-atreet girl The Shorbland Club is about to break up, owing to the Captain and olf-side full back leaving How very loving Dan and Kate aro ! BobD., of T.F.C., has sported a top-coat to keep the girla. away. "What a fright he looks t N o one e'er did §o mean a trick, E specially that which I saw, W hen William in the rail did stick T en nailß to make a fellow roar. O ! should he not have been trepanned, N o mercy give to such a hand. What's the time, Tot? "Oh! where has dear Dolly gone to ?" This woeful strain is caused by the fact that Dolly— dear, darling Dolly — has been invisible for several weeks. Has anybody seen her ? According to the "riser and Star, the St. George Quadrille Assembly will score a big success with their I'ancy Dress Ball Louie should know that it is very unladylike to smoke in the street. .....Tot sports a turnip, and is--open to back it against the sun for all he is worth— a few rusty nails and three shirt buttons. Take him up, somebody Sarah is afraid to meet Jim after thai* n — t-s — t par appeared. Don't be afraid, Sarah, Jiuv will excuse your modest blushes, and allow you the>shelter of his overcoat Wanted known— The members of the Bachelors' Club aro greatly elated at the success of Pedlar in installing himself as " right bower " to the Waiotahi bello, to the discoinforture of McGowan's foreman Joe is awfully wild at the attack on him last week, especially at the par referring to his relations with a certain fiery-headed damsel, who ia notquite so aristocratic as himself. Be a littfle more careful, dear boy Charlie McL. was heard humming, " There is no change in me." More than you can say for the long one, Charlie. She is fooling thee, dear boy I hear it was a sight never to be forgotten to see= little Bass strutting down the street between a local medico and an insurance agent. Bassy's phisog was painful to behold Who was it that took Willie S. for a Spanish Don at *he farewell dance ? Ladies,. don't forget he's a millionaire Who was the fair on* that slewed Arthur at the Engineer hop ? NeyerminS, Arthur, better luck next time; handsome bakers arescarce Where does the elite of the Thames assemble?' Why at the Engineer hop, late Irish Quadrille Assembly ? The honor of bella generally rests between. Martha of the Kurakt*, and Mag Whew 1 fumigate us, please Who are those scandal-mongers, who attend a church not many miles from Mary -street, try to drag little domestic matters out of young sistera r and circulate slandrous yarns about juvenile meuaoers., of the flock. Take 'care, or some of your underhand' doinga may be exposed through this columu Scrips is looking up. Mick H. was perfectly churining at the farewell dance with that style and smile so peculiar to himself. Could you not lend the lather to some of your frienda to do a bit of killing and flirting next time, - Mickey? for therein lies your fascination 0. Afoti.. is studying human nature under Professor Wakebjuii, the principal subject being '* How to knowa rogue from an honest man." Each lesson concludes . with that boisterous nasal laugh of the professor We would recommend C, the auctioneer, and the bank clerk'swife to travel on that waltz. It would look nice in a. minuet or burlesque Probably the moat enjoyable concert and dance of the season took place at Tararu on the 17th iuafc. The large room of the Tararu public ' sohool mas well filled, and everything went off without ahitch, reflecting- great credit on ohe promoters. The whole of the items on the programme were so well reudered that it ia needless to particularise any. Th* danoe was kept up with great spirit till 230 a.m., a lengthy programme being gono through. Mr J. Carter omciated as M.C. to everybody's entire satisfaction We would recommend Willie S. to take a few lessons in. calisthenics at the Eugineer Hall on Thursday nights, under the M.C. of the Lrishtown Quadrille Assembly.

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