Something Fresh
Old Toper Tomwias? feeling glum He'd toped tail he was "tight"! The cHocitor* say "Your system's rum, But I'll soon puib you right!" "Your nosa ia rtd, you're o|vterfed And drunk! there's nothing surer ; Thetne's juist one thing for you to take And that is "aqua-pura." Give 1 this prescription to chemist Keen' Ahd talke three times ai day." Old Tom's wits wandered like his feet, He loiSfc iii on the way! To 1 gfrooei' Green insiteiad he went, And asiked for "ashwah-pttora." Thie grocer puzzled : then understood, Alnd g'ava him Suratura! • The days passed by, • Wright grew Tom's eye! His noise is nearly normal! With spritely gait, his fee* walk stoaight, ffia speech lacks nought informal. The doctor's fee, Tom paidl with glee. "Well Tom, how^s "aqua-pura?" "Oh Doc., it's great, I'm pleased to state When boiled with Suratura!
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Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10347, 21 April 1911, Page 4
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142Something Fresh Thames Star, Volume XLVII, Issue 10347, 21 April 1911, Page 4
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