Savory Morsels
" What is love ?" asks a correspondent. Lore, my friend, is thinking that yon and the girl can be an eternal picnic to each •ther. " What do you charge a quart for your milk here ?" asked a man as be put his bead in the door of a milkshop. " Fourpence," was the reply. "Ain't you got any for threepence halfpenny? "No, •aid tbe proprietor, " but," he added " we can Boon make you some."
" Ib that brake hard to handle ?" asked s joaog wan on the front platform of a car of the driver. " No," responded that person. "Is that whistle hard to blow?" s^ain interrogated the youth, ".tfo," eruffly responded the driver. "What is the hardest thing to do on a street car?" " Answering fools' questions," replied the driver. , , , , He was a dutch barber on a coroner s jury, and after sitting quietly for an bow during the inquest, arose, peered into the face of the corpse, and then.tturning to the rest of the jury, said: "Mem Gott, dot man ish dead! Let's go home."
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Thames Star, Volume XVI, Issue 5098, 20 May 1885, Page 3
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176Savory Morsels Thames Star, Volume XVI, Issue 5098, 20 May 1885, Page 3
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