Savory Morsels.
When he had called the meeting to froer, Brother Gardner arose and .said: »em, if it wasn't for de wheels on *• TOKBon. the waggon wouldn't more. When de wheeli is on, den what?" "Gretse!" solemnly declared an old man. "Kerrect 1" whispered the president, softly rubbing his hands together. •• We hez de waggon an de wheels; we will now pass de hat aroun' for de grease/ A gentleman at the theatre sits behind a lady who has a very large hat. "Excuse me, madam, but unless you remove your hat I can see absolutely, nothing." Lady ignores him. " Excuse me, madam, but unless you remore your hat something unpleasant will happen." Lady ignores him again. Gentleman puts on his own bat. Load ories from the.audience, "Take off that hat! take off that hat!" Lady thinks they mean her hat, tad rtmom ft*. "Thtnfc you, madam."
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Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4495, 1 June 1883, Page 2
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147Savory Morsels. Thames Star, Volume XIV, Issue 4495, 1 June 1883, Page 2
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