Thank you for correcting the text in this article. Your corrections improve Papers Past searches for everyone. See the latest corrections.

This article contains searchable text which was automatically generated and may contain errors. Join the community and correct any errors you spot to help us improve Papers Past.

Article image
Article image

Fashionable girls hare their arms lathered and shaved before going to parties. Then with tbeir short sleeves they look too sweet for anything. And when they put their arms around their fellows' necks, there is no tickling,-but a steady, soft, velvety, pulsating circle of comfort, and the young man proposes in less than four weeks. When the indulgent mother calleth her son she gently, and in high soprano notes ecreameth " Charlie- c ! Charlie-e !" but Charlie oometh not, nor doth he give the sound a thought, but goeth about the business of hjs..play. But when his sire, enraged at th» dilatory notions of his offspring calleth v quickly and sharply, " Charles Frederick !" Charles Frederick hustleth homewards with alacrity, merely stopping by the way to insert the corer of his best spelling book where it will do the most good. A jocose youth reports that an intimate friend of his has a distant relative who made such a short turn on the velocipede that he cut off his own year by running his pwn wheel over it.

Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/THS18811013.2.23

Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka

Thames Star, Volume XII, Issue 3991, 13 October 1881, Page 3

Word count
Tapeke kupu
175

Untitled Thames Star, Volume XII, Issue 3991, 13 October 1881, Page 3

Untitled Thames Star, Volume XII, Issue 3991, 13 October 1881, Page 3

Help

Log in or create a Papers Past website account

Use your Papers Past website account to correct newspaper text.

By creating and using this account you agree to our terms of use.

Log in with RealMe®

If you’ve used a RealMe login somewhere else, you can use it here too. If you don’t already have a username and password, just click Log in and you can choose to create one.


Log in again to continue your work

Your session has expired.

Log in again with RealMe®


Alert