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Thames Star, Volume XII, Issue 3793, 23 February 1881, Page 2

" Bam," suid one little urchin, to another, " Sam, does your schoolmaster give you any reward of merit?" "I s'pose he does," was the reply; "he gives me a lickin' reg'lar every day, and says I merit it too/

A Garrulous fop, who by his frivolous remarks had annoyed his partner in a ball-room, among other empty things asked whether she had ever had heir ears pierced. "No," was the reply, "but I have often had them bored." . .

Holloway's Ointment and Pills —Rheumatic Pains, Tic-Doloreux. —These diseases are unfortunately very prevalent in this country, and are frequently most distressing, sometimes for years baffling all medical skill to alleviate the sufferings of the victim. In no case have Holloway's Ointment and Pills failed to produce a cure. The Ointment exerts a peculiar and soothing influence over the nerves and muscles, relaxing spasms and subduing pain. The attack soon becomes milder, and the intervals between the paroxysms longer, until they cease alto" gether. The Pills restore the body from a weak and debilitated condition to a state of health and strength Persons bedridden for months witn rheumatic rains and swellings, after using the Ointment, have V«n cured m an incredibly short period.