Hosts /and; Guests.—Guest::* 1 Goodbye ; enjoyed ourselves so much J " Host: •; "So sorry'you are going.: -Now can't we" persuade you ? How the time-has flown !, Hope we shall see ag— " Coachman (confidentially):' " Will Oi make 'em too late for the thrain, sor ? I can asy~—-—" , His master (in dumb' show): '** If joVL ' dare, sir I Drive Hke r the _—-»';! "*Punch. Th-s-Ideal and;thb Real.?-?" Yes/ lie said dreamily,.'.' we are: always striving for subjective goal. Unconsciously,.-it-may be, but" still we s'trivo;- We lean upon the' verge of the infinite,--longing to .■■
grasp its mysteries, and lost in the pro-' • foundity of its immensity."' " Yes," she replied, thoughtfully;." but, John, would you mind my putting a brown patch on ' those old duck pante.of yours R" . >^,- ; ; Scene in a New Yobk Policje coxinvi —Judge—" Prisoner, I find, you guiltj:; of ".intoxicating in the public street."' The punishment is ten dollars or ten days. Which will you take ! " Prisoner—" I ; will take the ten dollars, your honor. 1"" Judge—" You are too bright to be locked up.; try and remain so. You may go." Prisoner—" Thank your honor." "
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Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2554, 14 March 1877, Page 2
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182Untitled Thames Star, Volume VII, Issue 2554, 14 March 1877, Page 2
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