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Clothing for the Million, at War... Cash Palaces. Just received, per • Cou,. of Ivintore,’ £5,000 worth of Clothing, P. Shoes, kc., comprising the best and cluia,. assortment of goods yet imported into u. Auckland Province. In order to make room for further shipments the Goods will be offered at such prices that cannot fail to effect a speedy clearance. Warmoll’s Cash Palaces, Grahamstown, Thames.—Advt. We arc requested by F. H. Lewisson to state that no gold chains or albcrts are o» liis make without they arc stamped F.H.Iy, 18 carat. Having engaged a gold chain maker from London, he is prepared to make any English pattern chain to order.—A DVT A strict temperance man in Connecticut would n*t let his horse drink out of a public trough which had the word “ bitters ” painted upon it by some peripatetic advertising agent. Vill you take sumding ?” said a Gc.man teetotaller to a friend, while standing near a tavern. " I don't care if I do,” "was the reply. " Veil, den let us take a valk.” If you want to find out a man’s real disposition, take him whcD fie is wet and hungry. If he is amiable then, dry him and fill him up, and yvaVe got the greatest wonder of the century. If you are out in a driving storm, don’t attempt to hold, the rains. Richmond has a society called “ The Daughters of the Golden Candlestick.” They are probably snuffers. A toper sneered at a young man for wearing spectacles, when the latter said ; li It is better to use glasses over the nose, as I do, than under the nose, as you do 1 ’