A mechanical genius has invented an instrument which he calls the eophone, by which he claims. that all soundacan.be heard on the darkest night in the thickest weather. Lady of the House (to poor beggar) ; “Poor,niah,.you must have had many trials ?” Beggar (jjhmdly): “ Yes mum, but no convictions: never been sentenced yet, mum.” An old; salt, when asked how far north he had been, replied that tie had been so far north that “ the cows when milked beside a red-hot stove gave icecream.”
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Temuka Leader, Issue 2222, 2 July 1891, Page 3
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83Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Temuka Leader, Issue 2222, 2 July 1891, Page 3
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