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Temuka Leader, Issue 1545, 27 January 1887, Page 3

missing. . . A young eitizen calls his wife Revenge beoause she is sweet; and the young married man opposite calls his mother-in-law Delay, beoause she is dangerous. Ladies' are very scarce at Tuakau, North Island. A correspondent of the Auckland Free Lance informs it that at the dances held in that township the gentlemen " draw the ladies in sweeps," there not being enough of the dear creatures to go round. Not a BBVRRA.au.— " They are not a beverage, bat a medicine,, with curative properties of the highest degree, containing no poisonous drugs, They do not tear down an already debilitated system, but build it up, One bottle contains more real hop strength than a barrel of ordinary beer. Phjsioians preioribe them. Rochester, U.S.A., Evening Express, on American Hop Bitters. Father (getting ready to go down town) —" Yes, Robert; my son, bear in mind what mother has told you, and always say ' please.' It is a little wwd, my boy, but full of meaning, and the use of it mirks the gentleman. Now, wife, my overcoat and hat; and be quick about it."