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Temuka Leader, Issue 1432, 24 November 1885, Page 3

A colonel asked a corporal what his father was. “ A fanner,” was the reply, It’s a pity he didn’t make you follow his trade,” said the colonel. “ What was your father 1” asked the corporal. “A gentleman,” answered the colonel. “What a pity he didn’t make you one, too,” was the next retort. Good Words—From Good Authority. _ # * * We confess that we are perfectly amazed at the run of your American Oo.’b Hop Bitters. We never had anything like it, and never heard of the like. The writer (Benton) has been selling drug* here for nearly thirty years, and has seen the rise of Hostetlers’*, Vinegar and all other bitter* and patent medicine*, but never did any of them, in their belt day*, begin to have the run that American Hop Bitter* have, * * We can’t get enough of them. We are out of them half the time. * * Extract from letter to Hop Bitter* do,, U.8.A., August 22, ’7B, from BbNton, Mybbb & Co , Wholesale Druggist*, Cleveland, 0. Be sure and see Advt. There has lately died a Vienna woman who was a famous rifle shot—Emilie Hirsch was her name—her skill being in fact, so great that many shooting sooieties would not allow her to compete at their matches, on the ground that it was a foregone conclusion that she would win. Holloway’s Pill’s.— The audden change* frequent fogs, and prevading dampness sorely impedes the vital function* and conduce to illhealth. The remedy for theee disaiters lie* in some purifying medicine, like these Pill*, which is competent to grapple with the mischief at it* louroe, and »tamp it out without fretting the nerves or weakening the system. Holloway’s Pill* extract from the blood all noxious matters, regulate the action of every disordered organ, stimulate the liver and kidneys, and relax the bowels, In curing chest complaints these Pills are remarkably effective, especially when aided by friction of the Ointment on its walls. The double treatment will ensure a certain, steady, and beneficial progress, and sound health will soon be re-established. “There is good and bad about thiscoffee,” said the boarder in a judicial tone. “ The good point is that there is no chicory in it; the bad that there is no coffee in it.” Holloway’s Ointment and Pills.—Debilitated Constitutions.—When climate, age or hardships, have undermined the health, skin diseases are prone to arise and augment the existing weakness. Holloway’s medicaments daily prove most serviceable even under the most untoward circumstances. This well-known and highly-esteemed unguent possesses the finest balsamic virtue*, which soothe and heal without inflaming or' irritating the most tender skin or the most sensitive sore. Holloway’s Ointment and Pills are infallible for curing bad legs, varicose veins, swelled ankles, erysipelas, scaly skin, and every variety of skin disease. Over all these disorders Holloway’s remedies exert a quick and ‘ favorable action, and, where cure is possible, grrdually but certianly arrive at that consummation. They are invaluable in the cure of soorfula and scurvy.

A FEW HUNDRED BAGS OF FIRST-CLASS OATEN STRAW CHAFF FOR SALE. Average about 501bs. Price, 9d Cash. D. L. INWOOD. Winchester, November 4th, 1885. nos O EH Q i—H <j s; r j m og og CD tsj w The new goods FOR THE WINTER SEASON THE WINTER SEASON THE WINTER SEASON Are now opened out. The stock is the largest and BEST SELECTED BEST SELECTED BEST SELECTED BEST SELECTED In the Town, and the Variety of STYLE AND PATTERN IN Men's; Youths’, and Boys’ Men’s, Youths’, and Boys’ Men’s, Youths’, and Boys’ QlothinQLeave nothing to be desired. Special Lines in each Department have been set aside and marked at PARTICULARLY LOW PARTICULARLY LOW PARTICULARLY LOW . PARTICULARLY LOW PRICES, So that Customers may enabled to combine DURABILITY of MATERIALS WITH ECONOMY IN THE OUTLAY. INSPECTION IS INVITED Agents for the Celebrated WERTHEIM SEWING MACHINE. ap23 POSTERS of every description printed on the shortest notice at the Temuka Leader and Geraldine Guardian General Printing Offices u 027 R ACE PROGRAMMES &c., Printed at the. Office of this Paper. B LANK FORMS of TO LET can be obtained at the Office of j this Paper